plumpkin

the act of having s-xual intercourse with a fat guy during halloween (october).

bonus points if said fat guy paints his stomach like a pumpkin.

double bonus points: if said s-xual intercouse occurs during the viewing of “it’s the great pumpkin, charlie brown.”
jane: i had my first plumpkin last night…

janet: was he painted?
jane: oh yes like a jack o’lantern!!!
when a guy is getting his d-ck sucked by a girl while he’s on the toilet taking a sh-t
bob is taking a sh-t at home when his wife walks in and starts sucking his d-ck.
a plumpkin is the act of receiving oral s-x while taking a dump. could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during -rg-sm is really pulsating.
my buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!
while simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the p–p falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.
i was getting head from some ho and gave her a fat plumpkin.
a girl giving a guy a bl-w j-b while the guy is taking a cr-p
while in deep constipation, john received a plumpkin from susan.
1) any female who dresses as though she weighs 15-30 lbs. less than she actually does. frequently sports an exposed roll of non-baby fat overlapping the waist of her pants and/or br–sts unintentionally bulging out of bra cups.

2) any unacceptably unattractive female who would become acceptably attractive upon losing 15-30 lbs.
i hooked-up with a plumpkin at the mall food court, hoping to gradually sweat the jellyrolls off of her. but once she had a man, rather than getting leaner and hotter, she just got lazier and bought bigger clothes.
giving a guy a bl-w j-b while he’s taking a dump
i was taking a cr-p and my girl walked in a gave me a plumpkin…
a plumpkin is a type of animal which is rarely found on earth. the requirements for a creature to qualify as a plumpkin are that it must be a carnivore, and its mouth must at least appear to make up at least 40% of its entire body. plumpkins are also often round, and usually are willing to try and eat just about anything. this makes for a creature which is essentially just a head. it is also not uncommon for plumpkins to have small, mostly useless arms.

most plumpkins are found in fiction, but there are some real-life examples, such as the deep sea anglerfish.
ted: “it was crazy! it was as big as my tv, and it had this huge mouth! it bit my neighbor’s head off!”

bill: “that’s horrible! i didn’t know we had plumpkins around here.”

example in film: the martians in “invaders from mars” (1986)
example in game: the cacodemons in “doom” (1993)

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