pluto pups


a pluto pup is an australian delicacy, a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. if you decline a pluto pup from someone, you will be kicked out of the country, you monster.

also known as corn dog
alice: hey jimmy want a pluto pup?

jimmy: oh no thanks

alice: how f-cking dare you decline a pluto pup! pluto pups are beautiful and pure and perfect in all ways. you are a f-cking swine i cant believe you even exist you f-cking peace of absolute sh-t

jimmy: jesus fine i’ll have a pluto pup d-mn
an australian way of saying corn dog, which is basically a sausage wrapped in batter and baked.
alice: hey want some pluto pups jimmy?

jimmy: yeah mate, i love it’s battery goodness along with the taste of the hotdog, maybe dipped in some catchup or mustard, mmmmmh

alice: d-mn jimmy u rly like ur corn dogs m8

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