plymouth

a slowly disintegrating town in m-ssachusetts full of pill popping and dope sniffing wanna be thugs decked out in hollister/abercrombie clothes. most kids’ families came from somewhere and boston and everyone claims their parents knew whitey bulger, thus their wannabe gangster facade
yo, you see that plymouth kid with the tricked out 98 honda accord? probably not because he was eating his shoelaces he was so high.
the main city in the southwest of england located on the south coast of devon near the cornish border. plymouth is home is to one of the largest naval bases in western europe and home to far too many chavs.

following intense bombing in wwii, the city centre was rebuilt by stoned and drug addicted urban planners who had a fetish for ugly concrete buildings. most of the city centre and union street is now inhabited by total w-nkers who seem to like the disgusting surroundings.

plymouth is also where the pilgrims left from before heading to that nasty place called america.
i live in plymouth and it would be nice if we rebuilt the city centre and exiled the chavs to a sinking boat in the middle of the atlantic.
a place in se m-ss where the pilgrims landed on this stupid rock that every tourist seems to be facinated with and they ask you where it is all the time year round.
apart from bristol, plymouth is the biggest city in the west of england. like much of the west of england, the accent and dialect resembles that of a farmer although that dosen’t mean that everyone has a bit of straw hanging out their mouths. plymouth is a city in relativly low economic status with much of its residents being ‘working cl-ss’. to visitors of this city, plymouth is notorious for the amount of chavs or as they are known in plymouth, ‘swills’, that are around. the city itself contains beautiful scenery as its next to the sea and is a fantastic place to be during the summer. nightlife there is also an experience although if visting, be aware it can get rowdy specifically on the weekend. plymouth offers gritty city life although it lies in the quiet rural county of devon.
person from plymouth: alreet me luveerr. ow ya doing bey? where y’of to?
person not from plymouth: are you speaking english?
an automobile marque made by the chrysler corporation. was usually the #3 make of car in the “cheap three”, ford, chevy(chevrolet), and plymouth. unfortunately for many, diamlerchrylser axed plymouth in 2001, but some of its models, including the prowler and voyager, were absorbed into the chrysler marque. (the chrysler voyager has since been discontinued)
matt hoopes named relient k after his plymouth reliant k car.

the pt cruiser was designed as a plymouth.
plymouth is a city without a cathedral in devon, uk.

i am from plymouth
parts of plymouth like north prospect, devonport and stonehouse are despicable, they are full of idiots and drunks. these are small areas so you rarely see them. places like the barbican and hoe have beautiful scenery and beautiful features. generally the locals around plymouth are friendly.
the air is clean compared to london.
people in plymouth are not actually chavs that wear burberry. most people in plymouth are of the working cl-ss.
we have a naval port and a university. there are lots of students around plymouth.
people are generally happy to help if you ask politely.
overall plymouth is actually a lovely place to live!
we in plymouth have a strong accent : alright me luver,
a city (one of the few of which in britain to be missing a cathedral), located in the large county of devon, southwest england, which has a mix of the good and the bad: the run-down areas (i.e. sw-lly, mutley, devonport) and the respectable areas (i.e. mannamead, derriford, leigham, plympton), the nice folk and the -rs-holes (as found in action along union street, at the weekends) and the eyesores (i.e. union street and much of the city centre) and the tourist attractions (i.e. the barbican, the hoe).

home to a naval base, whose residents dominate the local nightlife, harbouring intense a dislike for the resident student population (who have a poor relationship with the locals, too).

is never as nice as antic-p-ted once you arrive, and is probably the roughest part of the westcountry, but could certainly be a lot worse. at least it’s not liverpool or manchester, hey? every plymouthian tends to get decked out in burberry clothing items for their 13th birthday, not taking them off again for years. definitely a city of great contrasts.
plymouth: g-d’s gift to burberry ltd.
a sh-thole full of chavs
my mate is from plymouth and he is a chav

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