PMPO
p–ping my pants off
a). that food was so spicy, i was pmpo all last night.
b). emphasis of fear; i was so scared, i was pmpo.
c). that indigestion was awful, i was pmpo all day at work.
d). emphasis for humour, subst-tuting “lmao” for example.
peed my pants off
pmpo should be used in all text correspondence to relentlessly tease someone who has recently accidentally meshed “laughed my -ss off” with “nearly peed my pants”, creating the puzzling yet almost familiar-sounding expression “peed my pants off”
text: “did you see the bon qui qui at king burger video on youtube?”
reply: “yes – pmpo”
said when someone says something really funny; it stands for pee my pants off
“pmpo!”
“whoa pmpo”
“ur so funny, pmpo”
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