PMS

pms.
men often mistake it as a period. it is before the period. it may contain mood swings, depending on how you are. it will contain of cramps, headaches, etc etc. arrogant men will often -ssume your pmsing if you don’t want to have s-x or if you get mad at them for something that is their fault. i do admit, we can be b-tchy sometimes but you are exaggerating it dude.
-watches jason pick his nose-

meadow: why are you picking your nose? that’s disgusting, you should get your finger out of your nose…
jason: holy sh-t everyone f-cking abort mission we have f-cking a f-cking pmsing b-tch over here!
-every guy runs out of the cl-ssroom in a panic while girls glare at them-
a powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a window’s os, and the scream of a banshee. basically, man’s worst nightmare.
omfg! she has pms!!! run for your lives!!!! -explosions and screams-
pre-menstrual syndrome

the woman’s “time of the month” when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn’t fertilized and dies.

the worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho b-tch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
i’d rather be in h-ll than to be around a womsn with pms.
a time when you should avoid all women; major moodswings; i.e. watch your back, ho.
girl: i hate you!
boy: what did i do?
girl: oh my god, i love you!
boy: what?
the transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. similar to the werewolf, a pmsing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.
adam probably accepted the forbidden fruit from eve, because she was premenstral. can’t say i blame him; i’d choose the wrath of g-d over a woman with pms any old day.
pre-menstrual syndrome. an array of symptoms that comes from a hormonal upset as a woman’s body prepares to either become pregnant or expel an unfertilized ovary. can involve cramping, water retention, mood swings, spontaneous stimulation, etc.
pms is no fun for anyone.
pms stands for premenstrual syndrome, but it can even occur during or after menstruation. symptoms of pms include abdominal cramps, bloating, irritability, breast tenderness, occasional cravings for sweet or very salty foods, and hormonal imbalances that cause mood swings.

since males don’t have periods, they act like insensitive jack-sses when the women around them are suffering from pms. those stuck-up d-ckless monkeys can’t get any -ss, so they call their girlfriends b-tches and blow everything out of proportion. sure, sometimes pms can cause a girl to get a little b-tchy, but those douchebags act like a pmsing woman is a nuclear bomb that’s been unleashed on the city. all they think about is themselves, they don’t even give a cr-p when their girl is crying out in pain because the girl is just “being a dramatic b-tch”.

a guy will accuse a girl of pmsing even if she gets mad at him for something that’s his own fault, such as being a complete d-ckhole.
sally: bob, you look stupid with those pencils in your nose.
bob: you b-tch!! why are you acting like a psycho?! you must be pmsing!!!
sally: wtf are you talking about, you moron?
bob: run away she’s foaming at the mouth!!!!!! oh my god she’s gonna rip my legs off!!!!
sally: whatever!
innate b-tchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period
they call it pms because the expression mad cow was already taken

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