PMS ( Parked Motorcycle Syndrone )
a person’s bad mood due to rainclouds, resulting in the person’s motorcycle remaining parked in his or her garage.
“it’s raining outside? nooo! i can’t ride my motorcycle!”
“we should leave dad alone; it’s raining outside so he has pms ( parked motorcycle syndrone ).”
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