PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )


1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse’s behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one’s suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner
geeez frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from pms ( presently married syndrome )…no, not that one, i’m talking about ‘ presently married syndrome ‘

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