pneumatic turd
a ‘pnuematic t-rd’ occurs when one farts in such a way as to trap the gaseous noxious mix inside one’s r-ct-m, thus creating an air pocket in one’s r-ct-m, mimicing the feeling of t-rding one’s self.
“oh man, i thought i just cr-pped my pants, but i only had a pneumatic t-rd. thank g-d, because i do not have a change of underroos with me.”
Read Also:
- Pocket Mooch
when someone lacking pockets puts their personal items (cellphone, change, etc.) into the pocket of another individual. could also be called a bag mooch if a purse or other bag-like carrying device is used in place of a pocket. 1. dude, i have to break-up with my girlfriend. she is such a pocket mooch. my […]
- poemy
a word or phrase that sounds like it could belong to a poem “the rain smelled like rain-scented perfume” is a very poemy line from the poem “spring.” also poemy: i sing a song and my troubles go away- they melt away like the snow of yesterday the minty fresh gr-ss is sparkling from the […]
- pokedad
a stick that u ust to put newspapper into the bonfire with john bess used the pokedad to put anthonys d-ld- in the fire
- Pokemoron
a mentally r-t-rded person, or other person with a perceived low iq who, for some reason or another, likes pokemon. the famous mudkips boy qualifies as a pokemoron.
- pokey chest
when people get really drunk and start using their index finger to “poke” at someone elses chest in a conversation to get their point across (sometimes done to figures of authority). yo dude, you see jeff at the party, he totally played pokey chest with his boss after he had 8 drinks.