Poach

to steal another man’s girl.
don poached my girl, so now they’re going out and i’m single.
verb.

the act of waiting until someone pulls out of a good parking spot near the store or destination, then taking their spot as soon as they pull out; thus eliminating other people’s chances to take that spot. mostly takes place when you notice a car about to leave. very useful in places such as malls and department stores.
p-ssenger: “hey, do you see any spots open near walmart?”

driver: “no, but there’s someone with their tail-lights on, let’s poach their spot.”

p-ssenger: “epic!”
to take a coworker’s lunch from the communal refrigerator.
that little sh-t-weasel raymond better not poach my f-cking tuna sandwich again.
poach/ing/in’
to flirt or hit on someone.
yo, lets h-t up the pool for some cheeky late night poachin’!
to hire a worker away from a compet-tor
wow, abc research firm just poached our best programmer.
where, within a commission sales environment, a commission sales person steps into a sale or takes the sale from a non-commission paid employee, thus recieving all commission credit from the sale.
“will doo, i’m poaching the deal on that f-ck’n big screen you -ssclown! oh, by the way, what’s your sister doing this weekend?”
snowboarding term: to board in fresh, untouched powder.
yo phat man! i be poachin’ duh pow-der while you jiss ridin’ duh chair.