Pocket full of pony
pony, in this instance, is another word for trojans. the saying “pocket full of pony” refers to a pocket full of condoms. in order to sound as relevant and up-to-date as possible, you mustn’t make pony plural when using this phrase. this phrase was slightly originated by prince, but made popular by music artist deno benz in his duly t-tled song “pocket full of pony”.
“sup bruddah? whatchu gettin’ into tonight my dude?”
“w-ssup my brotha? i’m lookin’ to bust a nut tonight. i took a shower today for the first in a week and i got a pocket full of pony. lez get sum b-tchesss! wooooooo!!”
“pocket full of pony. p-ss drunk, super lonely. spongebob macaroni. where the f-ck’s my pony?” — deno benz
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