Pocket Golf
when a male (or possibly someone else) scratch’s, cajoles, or otherwise touches his t-st-cl-s or p-n-s from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.
having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf
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