pocket javelin


1. the act of attempting to polevolt, but actually just having your hand in your pocked stroking away at aluminum.

2. the erection of a p-n-s caused by the lack of oxygen as a result of wearing a respirator mask as you brush a dry paintbrush across a machined block of aluminum.
1. i champion of pocket javelin at my school, say mother.

2. omf, lightake gives me a might powerful pocket javelin.

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