pocket passer
someone who sends their friends over to talk to members of the opposite s-x on their behalf while they hang at the bar because they are afraid of getting rejected, much like a quarterback who stays in the pocket is afraid of getting hit if he moves.
guy: hey, do you wanna meet my friend donovan?
girl: sure, where is he?
guy: over there, by the bar.
girl: he’s cute but why didn’t he just come over here himself?
guy: he’s a pocket p-sser.
historically a white quaterback without skills to runaway from big fast black defensive players. a pocket p-sser relies heavily on inherit whiteness to lock himself in a room and dissect nfl reruns all week. a pocket p-sser is the jock equivalent of a star wars fan with athletic ability and social skills.
tavaris jackson lacks the skills to be a good pocket p-sser.
chad pennington, dan marino, peyton manning, the white guy in necessary roughness
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