pocket pompadour
a toupee in a pompadour style. similar to elvis’s and favored by rockabilly enthusiasts. also used to identify any toupee.
don’t look but i think mr. jones is wearing a “pocket pompadour”.
man to barber: i’m not liking this baldness, i think i’ll get me a “pocket pompadour”
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