pocket straight
a very small, slim straight man (5’7″ or shorter). so named because they’re small enough to “put in your pocket.”
also known as ps. little/short straight man that can fit in your pocket. can only be used by gay men to refer to their small straight friends.
that guy is so small he can only be my pocket straight. (referring to the small size of a gay mans friend)
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