pocket waitress
an attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one’s pocket. in times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apr-n, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
“the bar was so busy that i had to borrow my friend’s pocket waitress!”
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