Pockets guacamole
to have money in one’s pockets.
i block a hater like a goalie,
pockets guacamole. (cat daddy by the rejects)
hey bro, do you have any money in your pockets?
h-lls yea, pockets guacamole.
when somebody reaches in their pocket and they find that a candy bar has melted and their pocket has become sticky and filled with goop. similar in consistency to guacamole.
put your hands on my tummy, pockets guacamole
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