pocklington


a dull town near york where nothing happens and old ladies walk round moaning
pocklington is so dull you could die
a small market town, 12 miles from the york city. full of inbred, unemployed chavs and old women.

if you were born in pocklington, you are referred to as a ‘pock-ite’.

outsiders are welcomed, in hope of changing the dull, slow town.
“i spend all my doll money on drinking, every night of the week.” “oh, you must be from pocklington”

Read Also:

  • Pofficial

    (adj.) something as it pertains to the police, law enforcement, etc. the suspect hid in the bushes and watched the pofficial car through the intersection.

  • Poile Salade

    hairy p-ssy i went down on her last night and found poile salade! c-nt! i cut you you cacaroach!

  • Point-And-Frown

    a look done most professionally by harley, you point at your face with both hands and make the most frown-shaped frown possible. it also helps to make your eyes really big. 1- i told har i couldn’t hang this weekend and she gave me the most pathetic point-and-frown ever. i felt bad. 2-awh this sucks […]

  • pojank

    messed up; not right my computer is being pojanked; it is not letting me on the internet.

  • Poke Hoarder

    a facebook user that refuses to ‘poke back’ a large group of people. this gives the h–rder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the h–rder. the h–rder then refuses to ‘poke’ these people back fore the h–rder will as if they are starting a ‘poke war’ and are being […]


Disclaimer: pocklington definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.