Pocono drifting
tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. the driver’s must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. all cars must be rear wheel drive only.
winner: i won the monroe county pocono drift-a-thon.
reporter: what did you win?
winner: pocono drifting! yeeeeaaaaaah!
reporter: no. what prize did you win?
winner: that’s a good f-cking question.
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