poddling
that thing cats do with their claws when they are trying to settle down.
the cat was poddling on it’s owners lap.
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the simple folkland creatures from the jim henson movie of 1981 called the dark crystal. the poddlings were unimaginative sloth-like woodland rubes that offered up very little “life essence”.
in the retail world a “poddling would be a simple unimaginative woodland rube customer who had very little to offer up in the way of buying power and hence nothing in the way of “purchasing essence”.
the poddling came in all gawk-mouthed over all the fancy furniturings. he hadn’t even a vague grasp of the obvious while taken a gander at all of what we wuz selling, and even worse, he hadn’t even a dime to buy a clue the whole time he loitered through out the entire store.
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