podger
p-n-s or the act of having s-x.
fancy a podger love?
verb (to podger) the act of using one item, usually elongated, to poke into a receptacle.
noun (a podger) any item used in the pursuance of the act of podgering.
i need a podger to manipulate the tobacco in this roll up cigarette to enable me to place my filter.
i gave her a d-mn good podgering with my hand behind the bike sheds.
to take an unreasonable time to prepare for departure due to mastubation.
“stop podgering about”
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