Podium finish
there’s been an influx of silly new slang words to the general population of late. words such as “banter”, “allow noun” and “mole”.
while these are all in good fun, what we need in this time of wars, global warming and increasing childhood obesity is a phrase with the power to exaggerate life’s good things with the hearty penache they deserve. for this purpose, i elect the phrase “podium finish”
“wow, look at this superior cheese on toast i have grilled!”
“that really is good cheese on toast – podium finish!”
“i am 13, and not pregnant”
“well done babes, podium finish!”
“mate, i just used my amazing banter skills to mole this girl up”
“chye boi, podium finish”
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