podjob
the act of using the inside of a tide pod as lube, and or using the wrapper of the pod as a condom. it may burn at first, but you won’t feel a thing after.
doctor: “becky, what did you put down there?”
becky: “nothing, but my boyfriend gave me a podjob…”
doctor: “what the f-ck is a podjob?”
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