Poeser


a person who pretends to be gothic, but really is just trying to impress his fellow piers. the “poe” comes from the og (original gothic), edgar allan poe.
goth kid: “hey, check out that new guy! he looks like one of us.”
goth kid 2: “who, him? that’s the new kid on the block, he’s just a poeser. he doesn’t even know what a goth is.”

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