poetiotic


adj. used to describe flowery cr-p typed up at midnight by any random jerk who believes they are a total unbelievable genius and they are so misunderstood and one day people will beg to kiss their b-tts, or things related to or having to do with said cr-p.
person1: did you read ryan’s last blog update about how no one understands true art and beauty?
person2: dude, that guy is so poetiotic, it’s just depressing.

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