poft
the new posh toff word for -rs-hole
oww that man just raped my poft
1 more definition
someone who is acting like a soft poofter
tom: hey ryan, come out tonight and play basketball.
ryan: sorry man don’t think i can. i think i may be sick but i’m not sure.
tom: stop being such a poft.
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