Point of no reburn
when one becomes tan enough that they don’t seem to get sunburn anymore. often refuse to wear sunscreen due to this.
kelsey: “did you get sunburn from yesterday’s pool party?”
gabby: “no, not at all.”
kelsey: “lucky…i’m burned everywhere.”
gabby: “well, i think i pretty much hit my point of no reburn after so much lifeguarding.”
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