poison apple
a s-xually attractive person who is underage or otherwise illegal to have s-x with.
chuck, the big cheese, got a woodie whenever his -ssistant lois walked by, but never schtupped her, since she was a poison apple. he was too samrt for that – besides, she looked like she wouldn’t give it up without some work.
a jailbroken iphone.
i wanted to run apps like swype on my iphone, so i cracked it open and now i’m the proud owner of a poison apple.
when you insert an apple up someone’s -ss and then take it out and bite it
i once had a poison apple, it was a sh-tty experience
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