poke-a-tunnel
the result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war
warning: highly contagious
symptoms: broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
extreme symptoms: death
person 1: hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?
person 2: don’t you remember? i got poke-a-tunnel. please, let’s not go there again.
person 1: … b-mmer.
person 2: (receives poke notification) … d-ck..
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