Poké Battles


a humorous pokémon parody. it’s like a fanfiction site, except in the style of the way battles in the pokémon games are narrated. other than that, it has little to do with pokémon.
narrator appeared!
anonoymous: what the h-ll’s going on here?
anonoymous doesn’t get the concept of poké battles!
narrator used thunder!
anonoymous fainted. use next pokémon?

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