poke-block
to poke someone on the facebook and subsequently block him/her.
i poke-blocked her chickenhead azz that night!
#poke-blocked #facebook #poke #block #chickenhead
a variation of a c-ck block often occurring in relationships in which a partner’s desire to play pokémon go prevents the other from scoring s-xually.
guy 1: hey man, what’s good ?
guy 2: nm, samantha is p-ssed at me cause last night she was really h-rny but i wasn’t really feeling it and i was just like, “can we just go and catch pokémon?”
guy 1: dude… i can’t believe you pokéblocked your gf.
before pokémon go came out, james’ gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a clefairy.
#game #pokémon #pokémon go #mobile #c-ck block
is a derivative of the phrase “c-ck block”. a c-ck-block is when one is macking biddies and another person(s) busts in and interupts the macking process. a poke-block uses the same defination.
bobby totally poke-blocked me while i was macking it to some fly biddies.
#pwnd #c-ck-blocking #stealing thunder #noobish #owned
a variation of a c-ck block often occurring in relationships in which a partner’s desire to play pokémon go prevents the other from scoring s-xually.
guy 1: hey man, what’s good ?
guy 2: nm, samantha is p-ssed at me cause last night she was really h-rny but i wasn’t really feeling it and i was just like, “can we just go and catch pokémon?”
guy 1: dude… i can’t believe you pokéblocked your gf.
before pokémon go came out, james’ gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a clefairy.
#game #pokémon #pokémon go #mobile #c-ck block
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