Poke Hoarder
a facebook user that refuses to ‘poke back’ a large group of people. this gives the h–rder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the h–rder. the h–rder then refuses to ‘poke’ these people back fore the h–rder will as if they are starting a ‘poke war’ and are being a bad friend.
person a: “yo dogs, check dis out. i gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back”
person b: “wow, you be one of dem poke h–rders”
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