Poke Through
accidental and unfortunate -n-l penetration with your own finger while wiping, usually resulting from single ply or insufficient tp.
steve: “doug, you’ve been washing your hands for ten minutes.”
doug: “stupid single-ply office tp, i had a poke through on the first wipe.”
when ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.
that toilet paper a mcdonalds is terrible! i had so many poke throughs that i had more sh-t on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.
(aka “the dreaded pokethrough”)
the unpleasant experience of your finger poking through the toilet paper whilst wiping residual fecal matter from your -n-s.
causes are, but not limited to, the following;
1.inferior toilet paper
2.excessive/enthusiastic wiping with, or w/o
inferior toilet paper
3.not “doubling-up” the paper prior to
wiping
4.having a longer “middle finger” or using
it for the “dig”
5.softer than expected feces, resistance
isn’t there
6.”wetter” than expected feces, absorbed by
toilet paper~regardless of quality.
dampened toilet paper is compromised
toilet paper~it’s that simple.
7.spicy food/itch. causes 5&6 and the -n-l
itch caused by spicy food can result in
more than one poke-through per sit-down.
pokethrough dude, who bought this sh-tty tp~i can see through the stuff! oh well, here goes…ahhhh f-ck~another nasty pokethrough! sh-t, it’s under my fingernail and everything!?!?!
while wiping your -ss your finger pokes through the paper and into your rusty sheriffs badge.
i had a poke through and got some rust under my fingernail.
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