Pokéblocked
when you’re playing pokémon go and you are the p-ssenger in a moving car. you spot a potential pokémon and the driver gets jealous because he can’t play due to a lack of data on his phone and the fact that he’s driving. the driver then deliberately drives faster and away from the pokémon.
“you b-st-rd, i can’t believe you just pokéblocked me!
#pokémon #gaming #apps #frustration
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