Pokémad
when a driver of a vehicle (while driving) hands their phone to their p-ssenger to catch a pokémon on pokémon go and when the p-ssenger fails to catch it the driver becomes pokémad
driver: here hurry catch this bulbasaur i dont have it, hurrrry!
p-ssenger: wait what? huh? um ok
driver: did you get it? huh huh?
p-ssenger: no not yet hold on i’m trying (10 pokéb-lls later) i give up here’s your phone back
driver: wtf! where did all my pokéb-lls go! and you didn’t even catch it! i’m so pokémad at you! i hate you!
p-ssenger: yeah you are pokémad lol get a life
driver: there’s another! yay! i wish you would drive so i could catch them…
p-ssenger: wow…
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