Pokemon 5


a code name for p-rnography originally used by preteen boys to mask the word “p-rn” from the ears of those that would hamper their fun when spoken allowed in public.

during the late 90s and early y2k p-rnography was still hard to come by for under age persons that wished to acquire or merely view p-rn. at this same time, pokemon was at it’s peak of popularity. it was -ssumed that any conversation mentioning the fad would go unnoticed by adults.

the phrase actually originated from the first label placed on the side of a stolen — from a family friend– homemade vhs tape with xxx programming on it. this and similar p-rn tapes could be placed among other non-adult vhs in the boys collection with out raising any suspicion.

many p-rnographic release series stretch on higher and higher in volumes like rocky movies, hence the phrase fits what it is.
“hey rich and derek, let’s watch pokemon 5 after school then play smash bros. have you found some?”

“with all my homemade dbz and actual pokemon tapes, my parents will never find pokemon 5.”

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