pokemon daycare
a place where pokemon have s-x
trainer: time to check my pokemon at the pokemon daycare!
daycare man: oh hey!!! your pokemon had an egg! we don’t know where it came from though.
*meanwhile*
daycare lady: oh god… my eyes are burning!!!!!!!!!!!!! *watches in horror as a gardevoir and gallade have s-x*
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