Pokémon Trainer
a stoned person, often 15 year olds, who throws stuff at wild animals, often rocks, while believeing that he/she are capturing creatures with pokéb-lls. sometimes the animals fight back and it becomes a “pokémon battle”. during a battle the “trainer” uses his pet to harm the animal until it faints. for example, the “trainers” wolf (pet) fights a wild squirrel and beats the sh-t out of it until it faints then the “trainer” continues fighting harmless animals in the woods (for example).
no animals were harmed during the writing of this definition.
person + weed = adventure in the woods with pet(s) + pokémon trainer
trainer + stoned adventure + pet + wild animal = pokémon battle
pokémon battle + animal fainting = crime
pokémon battle + animal dying = crime + stoned adventure in jail
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