Poképhobia
a condition not yet recognized by the american psychiatric -ssociation and not currently identified in the dsm-5. wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.
i have not seen michael in a week, i think he is suffering from poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.
po•ke•pho•bia /pōkēˈfōbēə/ noun
an abnormal fear of being exposed to family, friends and colleagues who have crossed into zombie-esque purgatory territories after trying what scientists are now describing as mobile crack, or its accepted vernacular.- pokemon go.
day 42.- the idea of going outside now seems far fetched.- these creatures have now taken over, insane streets flooded with zombie-like lcd lit faces that got lost for the ultimate rush. pokephobia has taken over.
#gamer #junkie #mobile #pokemon #pokemongo #phobia #phobias #fear
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