Poker God
the g-d of poker. poker g-d never loses. poker g-d always knows the right time to fold. poker g-d always calls the all-in bluff. poker g-d always gets the card he needs on the river. even when poker g-d has no hope of winning, he shall invoke divine intervention in the form of an invalid card. poker g-d has the power to scare people into not calling his bluffs.
poker g-d facts
some people fold preflop. when you play the poker g-d you fold pre deal. he just takes the blinds.
no one raises poker g-d unless he lets you.
poker g-d once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from uno, and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
i had the poker g-d eliminated with a nut flush against the two pair, however, the divine intervention of the poker g-d was invoked and a walgreens card came up, thus nullifying the hand and f-cking me over for the rest of the game.
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