Poker Newb


created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. they continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. they often get very lucky to win..
bobby dow is a poker newb
created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. they continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. they often get very lucky to win.
mike rice is a poker newb.

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