Pokesexual


people who are s-xually attracted to pokémon
today, rights for gays, tomorrow rights for pokés-xuals
s-xually attracted to pokemon, as one would normally be to a man or woman.
-“yeah, i j-zzed in my pants last week when i found out about pokemon heartgold and soulsilver.”
-“i bet you did. i always knew you were a pokes-xual.”

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