pokeslut
a girl who will give s-xual favours in exchange for pokemon merchandise, -especially holographic and rare pokemon cards-
leroy:” yo whats good girl,i see you have some pokemon on your shirt”
pokesl-t: “yes i love pokemon, how about you ”
leroy :”h-ll yea girl , i got all the cards and the games”
pokesl-t: “oh really, you wouldn’t happen to have any extra promo charizards would you”
leroy: “well i might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i’m saying”
pokesl-t: “well maybe we can go in your car and i’ll see what i can do for you big boy,i gotta see the card first though”
leroy: “no problem girl, i got all my card alb-ms in the car”
pokesl-t” so what? do you want a bl-wj-b or what”
leroy “shiiiiet , if you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do ”
pokesl-t ” alright big boy”
-then proceeds to do a s-xual favour in exchange for the card-
someone who pokes randomly without intention of hooking up or making genuine contact with the pokee.
when you make contact with another person on facebook it is customary to actually follow the connection up with some sort of genuine human interest – hence poke sl-t – poking around
the pokemon also called ditto who insists on f-cking every d-mn pokemon in the daycare and makes annoying eggs that fill up all your pc boxes.
poke-f-g: “d-mn it my ditto had another egg again!”
douchemonster: “dude your ditto is a poke-sl-t!”
someone who has an absurd amount of pokes on facebook or any other social site
girl: i have like 50 f-cking pokes on facebook
guy: your such a poke sl-t
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