Pokey Turd


the possible end result of eating the sh-lls from sunflower seeds. normally, when a person eats sunflower seeds they crack the sh-ll first and then eat the seed inside. due to the sh-lls exterior, after digestion, a person may end up with a pokey t-rd.
hey, did you hear about what happened to joe after he ate all those sunflower seeds whole, without cracking the sh-ll first? well, he ended up having a ‘pokey t-rd’

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