poking cotton
ok, its when you got to take a sh-t so bad that the t-rd is already emerging from your -sshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. also know as browncappin.
1) man, i got to get off the phone…..i’m poking cotton.
2) i didn’t sh-t for a whole week but after i ate them tacos i was poking cotton.
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