Poland


an eastern european country whose inhabitants, contrary to popular opinon, are not dumb. polish citizens, in fact, have won n-bel peace prizes in every category, and polish scientists, philosophers, explorers, and mathematicians have made numerous beneficial contributions to their respective fields (ultraviolet light; the set theory; semantic language theory). marie curie (née sklodowska), the esteemed chemist, was a pole. poland also, naturally, has the most attractive women.
poland used to possess the most powerful army in europe.

polish white eagle
…and remember: during the second world war poland was occupied by n-z- germany, and germans, not poles, build concentration camps (like auschwitz-birkenau) on polish soil to kill jews and polish in the act of genocide. those were german concentration camps, not polish!
over 2,000,000 jews and polish were murdered in auschwitz-birkenau by germans.
wonderful country in eastern europe. good food also. some of the most intelligent people i know are from poland. very nice country.
polish chicks are hot
the first country to defeat the soviet union in war. the country that defeated the teutonic knights, ending german supremacy for hundreds of years. the occupied nation with the largest n-z- resistance movement in world war ii. the first eastern bloc country to break free of communism. the second country in the world with a written const-tution (after the u.s.), and the first in europe.

not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.
i’m not polish, but they’ve got one of the most interesting histories in the world.
poland is a great country. and for those people think it takes three of them screw in a light bulb, well… you’re wrong. poland has provided many intelligent people to the world.
although i was born in america, i have 100% polish blood, and i’m proud of it.

-and the girls really are hot-
something that john kerry forgot.
george w. bush: he forgot poland.
a country in middle europe
copernicus was born in poland.

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