Polanski
an indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.
when i asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded hollywood director. i knew this was no more than a polanski.
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his polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for him to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.
polanski: a horrible excuse and/or justification for a heinous crime
the child rapist was quoted as giving the following polanski, “but thirteen year olds are so cute! and she had a v-g-n- and everything. what was i supposed to do?”
(verb) to polanski is to have s-xual relations with an underage person. named after film director roman polanski who was caught sleeping with an underage girl.
“dave thought that 13 year old chick was hot – think he’s gonna polanski her?”
verb: to heavily inebriate someone with wine coolers (usually a minor), before penetrating them -n-lly. this usually takes place in the back seat of limousines.
that motherf-cker tried to polanski my daughter!
a short version of the name for a kick -ss derby skater on the ithaca league of women rollers who also has a (in)famous affection for liking them young.
“you better keep your hot & legal 17 year old sister jennifer far away from rollin’ polanski after the bout!”
a child sodomist. uses fame, alcohol and / or drugs to lure young girls into his web and sodomize them before you can shout, ‘uncle’
i was ‘polanskied’ by that guy. my -ss is ruptured dude!
any type of rape or s-xual deviance act.
that hot girl won’t sleep with me, so i’m just going to have to polanski her.
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