polar bear

a way to insult someone bipolar. you are basically calling them crazy and g-y. full term is bi- polar-bear when you are calling them g-y and crazy. polar- bear when ur just calling them crazy.
“hey is it true your ex got with another girl?”
“yeah, crazy bipolar b-tch likes to b-mp clams now”
“d-mn, i knew shew was a polar bear, but that’s what i call a real bi- polar- bear.”
” i don’t know what i saw in that crazy dyk-”
a bear… its an animal.. im surprised after all those definitions noone mentiioned that
omg he got eaten by a polar bear in canada
giving head with an ice cube in your mouth
“dude she just gave me the sickest polar bear”
g-y slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. or a guy that looks like santa claus without the suit.
i have abandonment issues with my dad, so i tend to be into polar bears.
according to “happy hour is for amateurs” by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. they rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never p-ss one up. they tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently compet-tive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.

see also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale
“looks like anna found her ride home for the night. we raise our gl-sses to another hapless victim of our local polar bear.”
fat white girls.
any hot girls at the bar last night? h-ll no, just a bunch of black dudes and their pet polar bears.
a white bear living in the northern hemisphere. mostly common on the north pole.
omfg!!! a polarbear!!
a rave name for the coolest person you will ever meet;
typically a tall, slightly overweight white person who is awesome in every way.
person 1: “hey do you know polarbear?”

person 2: “of course man, hes f-ckin awesome!!!”

person 3: “your right person 2, i wish i was as cool as polarbear”