Polar Paw
before oral, go into another room and hold as many ice cubes in your hand as you can. keep them there and get your hand as cold as you can stand it. then, proceed into the bedroom and cup his b-lls with your ice cold hand. if you’re feeling adventurous, do some pole work with the same hand.
tonight i’m going to give you the polar paw baby!
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