pole action
a user of internet message boards who is desperate for a h-m-s-xual encounter but scared by his feelings and urges so takes to latching onto one or two posters and following them around abusing them for his own s-xual pleasure.
comes from the ‘action’ given to his ‘pole’ whilst typing away with the other hand.
his wife thought he was completely straight, but night after night darren was on the internet as pole action
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